—Benedict Cumberbatch - Cutdown
Benedict Cumberbatch’s various voiceovers for adverts.
HE DID THE FROSTIES ADVERT OMG.
I am really upset that I’m turned on by him talking about my eyes.
I LOVE THAT HE’S PRAISING CHIP AND PIN MACHINES.
TAKE THAT JOHN.
(via holligenet)
WELL MAYBE WE WOULDN’T SOUND SO BAD IF SOME PEOPLE DIDN’T PLAY WITH
BIG
YAOI
HANDS
What did you say PUNK?
BIG
YAOI
HANDS
WELL, THESE YAOI HANDS AIN’T FOR JUST ATTRACTIN’ UKES
(via hobbiteers)
ah yes perfect
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS PART AND SUBMITTED MY APP……….
(Source: ladyturian, via ladyturian)
From “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Chronicles: Art & Design,” a line I can’t wait for in The Desolation of Smaug:
“Who is this ugly creature?” - Legolas, referring to the woman in Gloin’s locket
(via karmindy)
(Source: catbushandludicrous, via navarrra)
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside
(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
(Source: motherfuckingfineasspussymobile, via ladyturian)
(Source: sexyyuglyy, via omi-tan)
Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?
Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.
IM GONNA PISS
(via its-a-rubbish-title)
Saved By The Bell Halloween Costume of the Day: [thanks, john!]
did anybody else notice
that Mitt Romney’s logo looks like a man’s finely sculpted ass
Now, I think Romney is a total idiot, and I refuse to vote for him, but why does political discourse always devolve into making fun of people’s logos? Does this really help us? Or is it just a reflection of ourselves?
Who’s the ass in this scenario we see above us? Is it Romney, or the immature kid who can’t stop thinking about butts and all the other immature little kids who reblogged him in agreement? It’s the left who always complains about the lack of intelligent debate and discussion from the right, and here we have, presumably, a leftist attempting to discredit a politician because of his BRANDING. This is no better than those people who red-washed the Obama logo and slapped on a hammer and sickle, and in fact, it might be worse because, it isn’t even wrongly attributing a failed political ideology to a candidate, it’s making a butt joke.
AT FIRST I WAS LAMENTING THE POPULARITY OF THIS POST
BUT NOW
JESUS FUCK
IVE ACTUALLY OFFENDED SOMEBODY I think i have experienced everything tumblr has to offer.
LMFAO JESUS CHRIST
(Source: dominateur, via karmindy)









